Conditional Reality

Cinderblock Pushbroom was a big eater. He liked nothing better than sitting down to a good meal five or six times a day. He favored steak, potatoes, and pasta, and always cleaned his plate. Most meals he also managed to find room for dessert. Pie with ice cream usually caught his fancy, but he would not refuse cake or cobbler. Cinderblock grew very large. News of his girth got around. Cinderblock learned there were people in a remote rainforest in South America who worshipped him as a deity. This humbled Cinderblock. Before his next meal he said a little prayer.