14 July 2005


Fame and Fortune

Crossbow Headstone was born sad and just got sadder everyday. His friends asked him why he was so sad. Crossbow told them he didn’t know. Then he asked them why they weren’t sad. His friends scratched their heads and told him they had no idea. Crossbow began to organize sad parties where people came and practiced looking sad. Eventually he became an internationally known expert on the sad lifestyle. He wrote books and conducted seminars. Crossbow was very successful but he was still sad. I have to maintain my sad outlook, said Crossbow. I have an obligation to my fans.

That's -- well -- sad...
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