01 July 2005
After his heart surgery George Bellringer noticed the house had separated into two parts. The top floor floated a couple of feet above the bottom floor. In addition, George had some personal separation issues of his own. Parts of me are across the room, he told Betty, his wife. Which isn’t so bad, but other parts are still in the hospital, and there are a few I have just completely lost track of. He handed her his list. Betty Bellringer tore up the list into nine pieces and tossed them into the air. Oh, said George, that feels much better.