Conditional Reality

Man walks into a bar; gets taken to the emergency room where a doctor treats the bruises and lacerations on his face and neck and advises him to watch where he’s going and avoid further collisions with metal posts. Musician stumbles onto a bar; notes the melody. Lawyer studies hard and qualifies for the bar; becomes the subject of a million jokes. Meteorologist predicts a much higher bar; feels the pressure. Soap maker drops a bar; makes a clean break. Chocolatier creates new bar with more sugar; sweetens the pot. Fish swims into a bar; gets sand in its mouth.