15 November 2005

 

Machina Ex Deus

On the eighth day god’s boss called him into her office. Why’d you take yesterday off? she asked. I needed rest after my good work, said god. God’s boss looked over god’s reports. Says here you created a universe and populated it with creatures that die in a few years. You call that good work? The death part, said god, is so the creatures will get better over time. I call it evolution. God’s boss rolled her eyes. Evolution shmevolution, she said. Go back and make something better. God kicked his creatures out of the garden and made robots instead.

Comments:
I never before suspected that god was named Asimov...
 
Well, you know, god needed 10 commandments, but Asimov only needed three laws.
 
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