Conditional Reality

We found an infinite tape measure and used it to draw up plans for an infinite house, which was endless fun. The infinite house required an infinite number of two by fours and infinite cans of paint. We requested an infinite limit on our credit card, got it forever, then used it to buy a never-ending supply of wood. This got old, even though it took a while. We abandoned the project half way through, thoroughly depressed, until someone told us half of forever is still forever. We were happy again and knew it would last for a long time.