13 April 2006
The Fundamentals of Orphanage Hierarchy
The cute babies got all the attention. They became the darlings of their caretakers. The not so cute babies felt left out, so they got together and created a cute pill. Before taking it themselves they tried the pill out on some exceptionally scraggly cats. The cats quickly became pampered pets that people cooed over incessantly. The less than cute babies were electrified by this turn of events. They all took massive doses of the cute pills and were soon adopted by families who appreciated the power of cute. The not so cute babies never developed a liking for dolls.