Conditional Reality

We constructed blank canvases, all four feet wide and seven feet tall, then took them to the street and asked people to douse themselves with paint then roll around on them. Surprisingly few agreed to this, even after we informed them of the two choices in life: do what you fear, or descend into depression. Those few who agreed to take part complained of getting paint in their hair and clothes. We told them it was water based. We sprayed them with a garden hose when they were finished. Later we went to their houses and ate all their food.