Conditional Reality

We heard everyone else snore, but never ourselves. Many mystics claimed all the snorers of the world were channeling ancient spirits. This pleased some people until the mystics added that these were less than savory ancient spirits. These were the ancient spirits that got their jollies from knowing they were going to annoy a great many future generations. A lot of snorers found this unacceptable. They decided they would annoy past generations. To that end we decided we wouldn’t sleep anymore. We had a lot of time on our hands and quickly grew bored. Sometimes we heard the spirits laughing.

Labels: Memoirs from the ages