17 June 2006
An Excerpt From a Work Placed Under a Windshield Wiper Blade
I almost hit your car and thought you might want to know how close you came to some serious inconvenience. I’m hoping this knowledge will give you the joy of dodging a bullet. See, I had to swerve to avoid a car which had drifted into my lane. In taking that action, I almost side swiped your car. Almost. Instantly I felt a kinship with your vehicle. It was like we had been through a battle together, your car and me. I stopped to write this note. If your car seems just a little jumpy today, now you’ll know why.